Rule #100 …Do not tell hot dudes to smell your arm pit

Hot Trainer at the gym: ” Are you sure you just did the spin class ?” (referring to may oh so fresh appearance)
Me: “Yes” (than I lift up my arm and say) “Stick your head under here”
Gym receptionist cracks up
Me: (Realizes I just told a hot dude to stick his head into my sweaty arm pit)
WARNING: Sweaty pits are not attractive nor seductive 
 

Comments

  1. Is it wrong to say that I cant wait to see what other rules you come up with?!!

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