Welcome to ‘Man Express’ …May I take your order?

Ladies wouldn’t it be nice if we could hop into our cars and drive up to the ‘Man Express’ where you can order up the man of your dreams, or the man of the moment. Whatever your pleasure they will have it.

Here are a few examples of what you could order at ‘Man Express’ and remember gals you can create your own combo’s.

 The Classic – a Sliver haired fox, he knows how to treat a woman. He will open doors, pull out your chair, listen and place his hands on your lower back as you walk into a room.

The Manly Man – He will fix anything you need fixing. He comes home smelling of man sweat because he does manual labour all day. He thinks there are men tasks (hard labour) and women tasks (cooking) but still loves a strong independent woman.

 

 

 

 

The Bad Boy – He’s is your typical bad boy in the sense he will be hard to read, even distant at times. However once you win his heart you’re his number one.  There is no predicting what the bad boy will do but he will be there to protect, provide and support you.

 

 

The Good Guy – Hard working, smart, talks to you not at you. You always know where you stand with him.

 

 

 

 

The All in One – He is a combination of old school gentleman, a good guy with an edge. He is a pretty manly man who will cook for you.

 

 

 

 

The Sex – this man is smart, sexy and smooth. He could be the man of your dreams or the man of the moment. Whatever you want him for it’s guaranteed to be HOT.

 

 

 

 

The Prefect Man – He be all that you want him to be and more. Due to the rarity of this specimen he may not be in stock.

 

 

 

 

I’d like the All in One with a side of Sex… Supersized!

What’s your order?

The Perfect Man vs. Aliens..does either one really exist?

Some days I feel like I’m Foxy Mulder (yes that’s what I called him) but instead of trying to prove alien existence I’m trying to prove the perfect man exists… Or more appropriately my version of the perfect man.

Like Mulder “I Want to Believe” but each new dating experience leads me to think that there is some universal conspiracy stopping me from finding him. I get signs every once in a while that gives me hope of his existence. For example when a man holds the door open for me who happens to be under the age of 50 (if he’s over 50 that’s not a sign it just old school manners). Or when I have an extremely rare connection with a someone but due to circumstances it is nothing more than a sign to let me know that NICE guys really do exist and to keep believing. Once my faith is renewed the conspirators throw me off the trial by sending along Mr. 1986 who asks if I have man hands after calling me a beautiful giant only to text me later that night with ‘Hello, U there Fag?”

How long am I suppose to hang on to the belief that my perfect man exists. Didn’t Mulder become a little crazed with his quest to prove Alien existence? Isn’t that why he got the nickname ‘Spooky Mulder’? Could it be that Foxy and I are on the same quest? Is the perfect man an Alien?!

Aliens                                                                                                 

1) Spotted at night in rural America

2) There’s lots of debate about what THEY look like

3) Highly intelligent 

The Perfect Man

1) Seen in Chick Flicks of dark movie theatre’s

2) There’s lots of debate about what HE looks like

3) He ain’t no dummy

There you have it Gals the Perfect Man is Alien!  According to Aliens The Truth Aliens reside in the following areas:

  • Area 51 Groom Lake, S4 Papoose Dry Lake, Nellis Bombing and Gunnery Range, Nevada
  • Dulce, New Mexico
  • Datil, New Mexico
  • Four Corners Area, N.M., Arizona, Utah, Colorado
  • Sunspot, New Mexico
  • Pie Town, New Mexico
  • Roswell, New Mexico
  • Northern Nevada

I knew it; ‘The Perfect Man’ loves Mexican food! This explains why I have not had a perfect man siting here in Toronto, I’m in the wrong time zone.

Have you had a Perfect Man encounter? What did your Perfect Man look like? Should I move to New Mexico?

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